12.25.2010

so it's a little late for this, but.

worst christmas songs

1. Dominic the Donkey. If you were previously unaware of the song, GOOD. STAY UNAWARE. THIS NEVER HAPPENED.

2. it's the most wonderful time of the year. it's not. also, look at this dude.

2. it's beginning to look a lot like christmas. tied for #2.

3. greensleeves. BARF.

4. we wish you a merry christmas. sounds like it was invented by drunk people as a joke, but then got out of hand.

5. rudolph the red nosed reindeer/frosty the snowman. sound exactly alike. unless they're actually supposed to be the same song? not sure.

6. little drummer boy.

7. silver bells. just looked at the wikipedia page for the song:

Silver Bells started out as the questionable "Tinkle Bells." Said Evans, "We never thought that tinkle had a double meaning until Jay went home and his [first] wife said, 'Are you out of your mind? Do you know what the word tinkle is?'" The word is child's slang for urination.

9. white christmas. Irving Berlin sounds like an asshole:

One story is that he wrote it in 1940, poolside at the Biltmore hotel in Phoenix, Arizona. He often stayed up all night writing — he told his secretary, "Grab your pen and take down this song. I just wrote the best song I've ever written — heck, I just wrote the best song that anybody's ever written!"

10. twelve days of christmas. that is too many days of christmas.

also people need to check out the intense, intense debate going down in the comments section of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5ItNxpwChE

highlights:

oh, yeah? well, i play piano and i played 2 songs at my Veteran's Day assembly and ROCKED, according to everyone, and i play saxophone and i am the best player in my school. yep, sure. i know shit about the quality of music playing. mmm-hmm. whatever you say, bitch.

c´mon why are u still answering SpiritMolecule1´s statements, he already proofed that he has not a single clue about good music, hes just here to repeat the words "sloppy played" over and over again, without knowing the meaning, just to make noise. I really love this tune, and in my oppinion pefection is for mashines, i don´t think it is sloppy played, but if its a sign of life to me. U can feel that there is a human beeing playing with heart.

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